Having had this "Position of Honor" bestowed upon me, I vow to do my best, to be as diligent as I can in maintaining my responsibilities to the High Standards that come along with this during my ownership.
I will Drive down the roads SLOWLY so that other drivers can get a good look at my PT.
I will keep it clean and shining.
I will Show it Off, every chance I get.
And above all, I will "Brag" about my car, and take the time to always answer the "Questions of the Curious".